Friday, August 22, 2014

Six Reasons Why Jesus Was Not A Very Good Christian


In the Christianity of my youth and young adulthood I was taught many things about the morality and ethics of the Bible. So, like all others, I tried to play along and I think I did a pretty good job at it. I was sincere and earnest in my pursuit of Christ and the good. It wasn't until many years later however that I realized that Jesus was really not a very good Christian! Here are six reasons why I say that.

1. Jesus drank wine and even made his own.

In Southern Baptist circles we were taught that drinking alcohol is a sin, yet here Jesus is, disregarding that. But what's far worse is that he made his own and then encouraged others to drink it. I mean, he didn't put to their lips, but what did he expect to happen making wine at a wedding party (John 2:1-11) and then only after the guests were very well soused? Apparently they could still tell that his was the good stuff but that misses the point.

Then a couple years later he decides to institute his own supper covenant with none other than...you guessed it...wine again! He must have known that alcohol was the only drink that would still be around 2100 years later. But that doesn't make it forgivable and he must have drunk plenty himself since his critics called him a wino (Matt 11:19). I know one thing for sure...Jesus wouldn't be caught dead drinking wine in some of my old churches.

2. Jesus hung out with the wrong crowd which is a terrible witness.

How can anyone believe you love God if you spend all your time with people from "the other side of the tracks"? That's what they were called when I was younger but the Bible calls them "sinners and tax collectors" (Mark 2:15).  Same thing. Apparently this was a very bawdy crowd and not the kind of people you want to introduce to your mother.

My pastor used to say that he never saw one good apple change a whole barrel of rotten ones and he was right.  Me neither. And Michael Jackson said that "one bad apple can spoil the whole bunch girl". What was Jesus thinking? Even the Apostle Paul said "bad company corrupts good morals" (1Cor 15:33).

Either Jesus didn't know that or he didn't care. Given his rebelliousness he probably didn't care.

3. Jesus had the wrong view of Scripture.

In my first five years of the faith I memorized hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of Bible verses. I was a memorizing maniac for which I am still very glad. The words of the Bible are God's words. I studied them religiously and literally in Bible College.

But when Jesus came upon the same type of people he insisted that the Scriptures were secondary to God. He ignored the fact that we can't know God apart from the Scriptures. He even criticized the Bible believers of his day by telling them then they search the Scriptures for eternal life and missed the point entirely...which is him (John 5: 39).

What in the world was he talking about? We find God IN THE BIBLE! If we can't find him there then we can't find him anywhere. What does he mean that the Hebrew Scriptures point to him? I've read the Old Testament many times and you sure could have fooled me. It is this type of fandangling with the Bible that gets many Christians into trouble. He eventually paid for this misinterpretation. Every good Christian must have a correct understanding of the Bible. Jesus didn't.

4. Jesus disrespected his mother and family...even in public.

Once when Jesus was preaching somewhere his family, like any good family, wanted to visit him and give him support. But when they got there and ask to see him, he said to the entire crowd, "Mother who? What family?"...as if he didnt know them at all and you know that Mary's heart must have stung (Matt 12:46-50) and probably tears welled up in her eyes. He could just as easily pulled them aside quietly and told them that he would explain everything later...but he didnt.

That wasn't the first time that Jesus ignored his family either. When he was a precocious 12 year old they all visited Jerusalem but it was three days into the return home before they realized that Jesus was missing. They frantically retraced every step back with their hearts in their throats until they found Little J discussing theology in the temple (Lk 2:41-47).

Even then Mary his mother couldn't understand why Jesus was being so petulant. Why didn't he tell them? Why did he let them travel for three whole days? Jerusalem is a dangerous city and he could have been killed. He had everyone worried sick and he should have done something out of simple respect. He was too busy discussing theology with the grownups while dismissing the fact that the Bible says a child should honor their Mother and Father. It's right there in the Ten Commandments!

5. Jesus lost his patience quite a bit.

Over and over again Jesus lost his patience, not only with the Pharisees, but with the disciples too. Let's face it...anyone can lose his cool with the people who hate you and your message and want you dead. That kind of thing can wear a person out and it would have taken the patience of Job to continually endure their attacks.

But the disciples too?  Really? Come on! These were the good guys. These were Jesus' handpicked friends and you don't treat friends that way. Sure they were slow to understand sometimes (Mk 4:13)...again (Mk 6:37)...and again (Mk 6:52)...and again (Mk 8:17)...But does a misunderstanding warrant demonizing someone as Jesus did to Peter (Mt 16:21-23), especially when (just before) Jesus commended him for recognizing that he was the Messiah and then praised him like he was the greatest thing since sliced bread?

It really wasn't necessary to call Peter the Devil. No good thing can come from name calling. It is certainly not something I would want my child to do...If I had one.

6. Jesus resorted to violence.

When Jesus walked into the temple and found that people had turned it into a Walmart he got really mad and started yelling. It is understandable that Jesus did not like thieving money changers in the same place where he worshipped. That makes sense. But getting so angry that you lose control and destroy other people's property can never lead to anything good (Psalm 37:8, Proverbs 15:18, Ecc 7:9). I know this personally because I have lost my temper before and felt terrible about it afterwards. At least I asked for forgiveness. There is no evidence that Jesus did.

The anger of course is the least of it. It is the violence that takes it over the edge. Jesus apparently made a really big scene at the temple and tried to scare the hell out of people but it didn't work so well since he repeated it again sometime later. And that's the point. Violence is never effective. God is a God of love and not wrath. Jesus' behavior is at the very least, embarrassing, and at the very worst, totally unchristian. The only thing I can think of is that he must not have read the New Testament.







10 comments:

  1. Sorry, Larry. I've got to preach now. Open the windows.

    The Inspired preacher said this:

    Ecc 3:1 To everything--a season, and a time to every pleasure under the heavens:
    Ecc 3:2 A time to bring forth, And a time to die. A time to plant, And a time to eradicate the planted.
    Ecc 3:3 A time to slay, And a time to heal, A time to break down, And a time to build up.
    Ecc 3:4 A time to weep, And a time to laugh. A time to mourn, And a time to skip.
    Ecc 3:5 A time to cast away stones, And a time to heap up stones. A time to embrace, And a time to be far from embracing.
    Ecc 3:6 A time to seek, And a time to destroy. A time to keep, And a time to cast away.
    Ecc 3:7 A time to rend, And a time to sew. A time to be silent, And a time to speak.
    Ecc 3:8 A time to love, And a time to hate. A time of war, And a time of peace.

    A time and a season for every pleasure? Really? Yes, but seasons change, and times change, and pleasures change with them. There was a time and a season for you to be an active alcoholic. That season has passed. And if it hasn't, it will. There was a time and a season for you to sit under those preachers as well. Even the time and the season you now enjoy will change and the pleasures with it.

    The Word of God said this:

    Mat 11:16 `And to what shall I liken this generation? it is like little children in market-places, sitting and calling to their comrades,
    Mat 11:17 and saying, We piped unto you, and ye did not dance, we lamented to you, and ye did not smite the breast.
    Mat 11:18 `For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, He hath a demon;
    Mat 11:19 the Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, Lo, a man, a glutton, and a wine-drinker, a friend of tax-gatherers and sinners, and wisdom was justified of her children.'

    He came to save sinners. I reckon He isn't so interested in those that don't need 'saving'. But salvation itself is movement from one time and season to another and from one set of pleasures to another.


    The Apostle said this:

    Rejoice with them that do rejoice, and weep with them that weep.
    Bear one another's burdens. Bear your own burdens.

    That too is movement from one time and season to another, though it's less easy to see and harder to live.

    OK. You can close your hymn books now.

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  2. One more big little thought. The "'little leaven' that leaveneth the whole lump" is not always a BAD thing. Read your Bible, Larry!

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  3. In the words of the (now) immortal Robin Williams? "Humor. ark ark." :-)

    Didn't know you blogged, Larry - pop over to my bar and grille on the web sometime (http://www.plannedpeasanthood.com)

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  4. Brrr Dave...I thought we were tracking with your first comment but now with your second comment I have no clue what you mean. You are more cryptic than Jesus. Speak plainly. What do you mean read my Bible? That sounds like a retreat into a fundamentalist platitude. Please tell me you are not going there. I dare say I know my Bible very well.

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  5. Humor often doesn't translate well in writing. Were you trying to be humorous?

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  6. Yes, but I'm not as funny as you. I was trying to hook up with your statement about the 'bad apples'. YES, I know that One good apple CAN restore the whole barrel, as it were. At least you didn't think this time that my posting scripture was 'arguing'. We're making progress. ;)

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  7. No. Jesus was not a very good Christian. I don't even know if he drank at the wedding, but if He did, He didn't sin.

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  8. I love that reversal Brrr Dave...One good apple can restore the whole bunch girl! a couple of people in my liberal church didn't like the last. I made about the violence of Jesus. I knew they wouldn't. I try to be a very democratic offender.I don't No what it means that Jesus used violent actions...but the scripture itself cannot be ignored. I think there is a much better case to be built 4 biblical passivism and I tend to go that way but Jesus confuses me of course. I hate it when he gets in the way of my Theology. I prefer to keep him separate from the rest of my life.

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  9. Me too. It's much easier to just tick the boxes. Some days I just wish He would leave me alone.

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